• age 15: i want a boyfriend
  • age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
  • age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
  • age 40: pls im desperate
  • age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
  • age 60: its not funny guys
  • age 70: guys
Reblog if your boobs are magical.

(Source: tickleweasel)

Sometimes, I wish I mattered to people. Like, I’m that one person that they couldn’t live without.
I love having a big bed! Because my computer fits nicely on it…
  • Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.